I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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