she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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