gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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