you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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