Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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