Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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