You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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