Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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