lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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