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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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