The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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