Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I love you. Go after that dick
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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