like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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