Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
the room spins SO much faster in panama
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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