oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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