their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he puts the penis in happiness.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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