Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I will be naked everywhere
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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