Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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