I wish I could punch you in the face.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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