No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's blow job season.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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