Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
