Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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