from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.