So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards