Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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