So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If that was your dad, he is hot
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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