So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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