I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I don't think brook has ever known best
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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