Don't you send me to vm
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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