You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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