dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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