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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
this will be a night to untag.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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