Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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