It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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