____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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