Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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