My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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