I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Four minutes until I can fart!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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