Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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