Me too!
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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