you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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