a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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