whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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