How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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