I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
whose parrot is this?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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