hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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