I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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