problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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