Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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