I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
