some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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