Joe is yelling at the trees again.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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