On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
only you would photoshop your dick
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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