spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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