remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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